karaoke?
Eight of you. One room. Zero witnesses.
Good stories start with Questionable karaoke.
In 1978, a Launceston postal worker named Trevor Hean smuggled Tasmania's first karaoke machine into the state inside a wheel of King Island cheddar. It sat, unclaimed, in a Gospel Hall storeroom for forty-six years. We found it. We plugged it in. It still works.
This is the story of our karaoke room.
THE ROOM
Up to eight friends. Two mics (contested). A private room built for confessions, group harmonies, and songs you will later deny ever knowing the words to.
$40/hr before 5pm - for the softly-spoken warm-up crowd
$75/hr after 5pm - for the crowd finding their voice
$400/hr minimum spend, Friday & Saturday after 5pm - for the crowd that has found their voice and will not be putting it away.
THE FINE PRINT
No bottle service. No ramen service.
Just your group and whatever you're about to do to Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Friday and Saturday nights after 5pm also come with a $100 deposit.